For the Love of God, Don't Buy One!

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5) 10/20/2015 at 11:55 • Filed to: None

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A few months ago, I was in the market for a front pocket wallet. I bought one of these.

My wife literally laughed out loud at it when I showed it to her. She thought I had bought a headband for the dog. I threw it away having never used it to cover my shame.

Do not buy a TGT wallet. They're junk and they look ridiculous.

MonkeePuzzle > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:01

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thing you never used is determined to be junk. mkay

Ash78, voting early and often > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:02

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Damn straight.

Sam > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:02

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One of my dad’s employees who’s a friend of ours has it figured out. He uses one of these for his cards and everything-

CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle 10/20/2015 at 12:07

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wife laughed => jank

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Ash78, voting early and often 10/20/2015 at 12:15

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That’s roughly what my wallet looks like... only a little thicker...

Textured Soy Protein > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:16

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SPONSORED

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 10/20/2015 at 12:16

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My wife laughs at my junk all the time.

PS9 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:17

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I remember when my wife laughed at me as I pulled the Miata into the driveway. When she saw it was a manual, she laughed even harder.

I really miss her. Too bad about that mysterious accident she had that caused her to disappear forever. I’ll continue to pay tribute to her memory by buying parts for the Miata, starting with a new clutch.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:17

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I use a normal tri-fold wallet, front pocket.

macanamera > Ash78, voting early and often 10/20/2015 at 12:20

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Comments like this are why I like you, Ash.

Ash78, voting early and often > macanamera 10/20/2015 at 12:22

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Thanks, I’m always a fan of short form.

/that’s not what she said

macanamera > PS9 10/20/2015 at 12:22

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Completely unrelated, but I’m always in the market for fresh orga...err, I mean parts.

Tareim - V8 powered > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:26

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you say front pocket wallet as if you never normally put your wallet there, where you do you normally keep you wallet?

I always use my front pocket as that’s where it feels the most safe

PS9 > macanamera 10/20/2015 at 12:27

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This was like a year and a half ago out at sea. You don’t want those parts.

...is what I would say if I knew anything specific about my wife’s mysterious disappearance. Which I don’t.

macanamera > PS9 10/20/2015 at 12:36

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That’s fine, saves me the trouble of pickling the...parts. I can just jar...I mean, box, them right away.

...is what I would say if I was still interested.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:37

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I’ve been very happy with this one: http://www.colonellittleton.com/shop/leather-f…

Also can be had like this: http://www.colonellittleton.com/shop/leather-f…

tromoly > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 12:43

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Make one from an old bicycle inner tube. My brother’s old bike shop made quite a few of them and they were awesome.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Tareim - V8 powered 10/20/2015 at 13:47

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I used to use a back pocket bifold, but it's really big and uncomfortable to sit on, so I went front pocket.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > MonkeePuzzle 10/20/2015 at 13:48

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I never used it because it's junk. I don't need to drive a Yugo to know it sucks.

Tareim - V8 powered > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 13:57

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I’ve never once put my wallet in my back pocket for fear of it being pinched easier

Übel > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 10/20/2015 at 13:57

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http://www.walletwerks.com/ I’ve had one of these for maybe 4 years, fits in my front pocket, holds my money, all’s good.

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often 10/20/2015 at 14:01

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It’s ok. She laughs at mine also.